Gentlemen! There’s only one way we’re going to catch up with Agent Banister and her crew of beautiful bridesmaids, and that’s by looking like a pack of gorgeous groomsmen. We’ll need to go deep undercover in order to infiltrate the wedding party, but I believe with these disguises, we can do it. Here are the details concerning your battle dress uniform for the Big Day:

Correct jacket, vest, and tie in the appropriate colors

Correct ivory shirt with incorrect tie.

Jacket in action with incorrect vest and fiancee.

The formal wear shop handling our requisition is called After Hours. They’re primarily an east coast shop, but you don’t have to visit one to get yourself outfitted. We’ve contracted with their location at the Plymouth Meeting mall, right across the street from the Doubletree Guest Suites where some of you will be staying. So, all you have to do is provide your measurements, and a nice, crisp suit will be waiting for you on Saturday, September 20th.

Today, we’ve dispatched measurement forms to everyone. When it arrives, go to the formal wear shop nearest you and get yourself measured. Bring the card with you and fill it out once they’ve assisted you. Then, send it in to After Hours. You can even include payment if you’d like to get that out of the way now. If you don’t receive a card by the end of July, contact either the groom or the nearest After Hours store and request one.

After Hours @ Plymouth Meeting Mall
Plymouth Meeting, PA 19462
610-825-4180 (vox)
610-238-0545 (fax)
store410@afterhours.com

It’ll be here before you know it, but as a team we should be able to tackle this thing. The fate of the groom depends upon it!